The cop asked the farmer where he was going, and he said, “To Memphis.”

The cop said, “I’ll let you off the hook this time if you promise to take the pig to the zoo when you get to Memphis.”

So the farmer promised he would. A few days later, the cop spotted the farmer with the pig driving down the road, and he pulled him over again.

The cop said, “I thought I told you to take this pig to the zoo when you got to Memphis.”

And he replied, “I did, and we had so much fun, I’m taking him to the circus.”

LOL!!

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A man owned a small ranch in Montana

A man owned a small ranch in Montana.
The Montana WorkForce Department claimed he was not paying proper wages to his help and sent an agent out to interview him.

“I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them,” the agent demanded.

“Well,” replied the farmer, “there is my farmhand who has been with me for 3 years. I pay him $200 a week and he gets room and board for free.”

“The cook has been here for 18 months, and I pay her $150 per week plus free room and board.”

“Then there’s the half-wit. He works about 18 hours every day and does about 90% of all the workarounds in the ranch. He earns about $10 per week, pays his own room and board, and I buy him a bottle of bourbon every Saturday night.”

He’s the guy I wanna talk to… the half-wit,” said the agent.

“That would be me,” replied the rancher.

LOL!!

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