I Found Out My Best Friends Fiance Was My Ex Fiance Who Disappeared Without a Word So at the Wedding I Took the Mic and Said Dear Couple I Have a Surprise for You
My son skipped his fathers funeral for a party That night I found a clause letting me decide his inheritance By morning one decision erased everything he expected
When I Brought a New Woman to a Party After My Divorce My Ex wife Blurted You Idiot Burst into Laughter
I was not invited to my granddaughters wedding according to my son I told him it was okay went home in silence opened the file with my name on every page
AT 45 I GOT PREGNANT FOR THE FIRST TIME AT MY ULTRASOUND THE DOCTOR WENT PALE SHE PULLED ME ASIDE AND SAID YOU NEED TO LEAVE NOW GET A DIVORCE!
