In my 15 years in the restaurant business, I’ve dealt with plenty of entitled guests but Meghan was next-level. One packed Friday before Christmas, she showed up with five friends, demanding a table. “We’re friends with the owner,” she said with a smug smile.I am the owner.
But instead of calling her out, I decided to play along.
I seated them in our VIP section, offered complimentary drinks, and let them order freely from our premium menu white truffle risotto, A5 Wagyu, oysters at $10 a piece. The menus had no prices.
They didn’t ask. They treated me like a servant, openly mocking me: “He’ll be scrubbing toilets after this,” “Can you imagine dating a waiter?” Still, I kept the service flawless.
When I finally dropped the bill—$4,320—Meghan’s face went pale.

