An elderly woman noticed flashing lights in her mirror while she was driving down the highway.
Older Woman: Officer, is there a problem?
Officer: You were speeding, ma’am.
Older Woman: I understand.
Officer : Please let me see your license.
Older Woman: I don’t have one, but I’d give it to you.
Officer: Not one at all?
Older Woman: Drunk driving caused her to lose it four years ago.
Officer : I see. Could you please show me your car’s registration documents?
Older Woman: I can’t do that.
Officer: Why not?
Older Woman: This car was stolen.
Officer: Did you steal it?
Older Woman: I hacked up and killed the owner, too.
Officer: What are you?
Older Woman: If you’d like to see his body parts, they’re in plastic bags in the trunk.
After giving the woman a quick glance, the officer slowly backs up to his car and asks for assistance. Five police cars circle the car in a matter of minutes. A senior officer clasps his half-drawn revolver as he carefully makes his way to the automobile.
Officer 2: Would you kindly get out of your car, Ma’am? The female gets out of her car.
An elderly woman: Is something wrong, sir?
Officer 2: I was informed by one of my officers that you had stolen this vehicle and killed its owner.
Older Woman: Did you kill the proprietor?
Officer 2: Sure, would you kindly open your car’s trunk?
There is nothing inside the trunk when the woman opens it.
Officer 2: Ma’am, is this your car?
Older Woman: The registration documents are here. The cop is in complete shock.
Officer 2: According to one of my officers, you don’t possess a driver’s license.
The woman digs into her handbag and pulls out a clutch purse and hands it to the officer. The license is examined by the officer. He seemed to be really perplexed.
Officer 2: Thank you, ma’am. According to one of my officers, you were driving without a license, stealing this car, and killing and hacking the owner.
Older Woman: I’m sure the liar informed you that I was also speeding.
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